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Yeah, tricky sits. Our property borders on a river, therefore Crown land. For years people have camped down there and moved rocks to make manmade wiers (swimming holes) to the point that the river has now changed course. The BC government’s response was to post signs asking people to not move rocks. I have a split

Someone please forward that comment to the Duggars. Have it sky written over their house. Pay to have it published on the front page of every newspaper in Arkansas. Have TLC there to record her response, or, more likely her head exploding while trying to justify her own hypocrisy.

Gym class in high school. Seriously. Grade 10 gym was a requirement to graduate, I enrolled every year and never showed up. It only took 100 credits to graduate, I had 130, so they let me participate in the graduation ceremony but I still don’t have a high school diploma (paper copy anyway). I still managed to go to

Black Honey for life! Love that stuff; I would never wear lipstick before I discovered it.

My husband hates me because every time he takes out the garbage he doesn't replace the bag and every time I mention it to him. Already at work? Text him about it. Eleven years of this shit and he hasn't stopped doing it and I haven't stopped bringing it up.

That's my Dad! I have to have 3 rolls for the guy every time he visits for the weekend. I don't even use paper towels, it's a constant moral battle within myself every time he comes up for the weekend.

Ha! I do this too! Every week I tell myself that this is the week I will start to and forever more put all of the laundry away and every week I fail. There are 5 people in this house; it's Laundry Everest.

Go to Disneyland! We were there last November; I had never heard of them, or obviously, saw one, but people were using them everywhere (rides, walking around, parades...). It took me a while to figure out what they were doing. At first, I thought it was some sort of Disney souvenir.