not everyone can be emmylou harris.

I basically spend my days waiting for Tormund to show up.

As a Pittsburgh area human who is NOT a Steeler fan...I get it. So is there a special place in people’s hearts for my fandom and love of the Penguins since I hate the Pittsburgh football team?

I am a Pennsylvania resident and the amount of denial and angst from the Joe Paterno faithful is truly sad and frustrating. Even during a local political campaign I heard some voters inquire if Candidate X had made any statements against Joe Paterno and/or Penn State. As if Paterno is the real victim in all of…

Since later pregnancies run in my family (my grandmother had my mom at 49, one of my aunts had one of my cousins at 45 and another at 51. Plus, a few more that are further back in the family chain), I can see my mom sending me this article with a “See, it’s never too late” note attached.

Glad I’m not the only one. I have a culinary background, and even I think this is overly complicated and an utterly unappealing combination of flavours. Chefs: stop trying to make jalapenos in desserts happen.

Three cheers to we Olds who left high school drama bullshit where it belongs: in High School.

They are very trying.

Ugh, the fucking Try Guys.

HAHA. I said “PuppEEES,” with the extra intonation, out-loud at my desk and my secretary gave me the stank eye. +1

Gordie Howl

Spaniel Sedin

Lindy Ruff

I’m deeply amused because I can’t help but read it as, “Adele Had a Beard Name, Larry.”

NAMED Larry. Adele had a beard named Larry. These typos are killing me.

“I’d like for you all to meet Tom.”

I horked.

Alright, I’m going. But before I do

That was masterful, Bobby. I was like “who could it be?!” wondering what level of horror I would reach ... and then the Lovitz shot. Just NO. I actually said, out loud, in my office all alone “NO”.

Getting to the end of that first item like