Thank you thank you thank you!!! I’m so tired of having to correct so many people who keep saying that Hillary Clinton is ‘the first woman to run for President’.

When this motherfucker has the best take of the bunch, you know they fucked up.

And yet, you have not yet written a four-paragraph essay about how you didn’t really have to, or want to, and how imperfect she is, and what a struggle it was to reconcile your personal purity-tests against the grim meathook realities of the candidates, and how you’d much rather vote for someone you’re personally…

I know I shouldn’t love Greg but he gave me my anthem “Settle for me” and for that I love him

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!

Healthy adults go out among people who are elderly, pregnant, very young, or care for them. The flu shot isn’t 100% effective, either.

I’m one of those people who gets sick every time she gets a flu shot -- sure, it’s not the actual flu, but it’s still a big drag. So for probably 10 years, I didn’t get the flu shot. But last year I got the actual flu, and PSA to all idiots like me -- the actual flu is WAY WORSE than the one day of post-flu shot…

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

Fuck that team. But really fuck the management of Team USA. Bunch of fucking fossils still living in the good ol’ days of clutch and grab neutral zone trap boring ass hockey. They hired a piece of shit for a coach along with too many players more than willing to elbo their opponents head and got a pile of shit on the…

It’s not sexy, but my money would go to subsidize some specific types of funding for graduate teaching assistants and adjunct faculty, and then to establish endowed chairs for faculty members in the liberal arts.

I’m guessing the interior of such gowns looks like the architecture of a gothic church, complete with flying buttresses.

I legitimately squealed out loud when I saw Adina Porter. I think she’s an extremely underappreciated actress.

I hope you teach them that it isn’t a mystery. During the Spanish-American war the colonists abandoned Roanoke and then fucked some natives and then a few years later more colonists showed up and were like “who are these natives with light skin, grey eyes, and speak English?”

I love dogs with dumb names

Why the *cringe*? My 7 month old is named Greta. My husband and I love it and always say that we nailed it on picking her name. No regrets! I haven’t come across another child Greta since having her. Plus my mother in law is German, so it sounds awesome when she says her name with her thick accent.

Pfffffffft. My dogs are way cuter! But then, my dogs are the cutest dogs in the world, so that’s just a given.

Angie drives a Cadillac? Who is she, Jack Klompus? Do they live in Del Boca Vista, phase 3?

I’m sorry; I can’t. My body will not physically allow me to move. I’m lucky if I can pee if there’s someone in the same room. And heaven forbid if my body doesn’t shut down entirely, I will rattle the sanitary box and TP holder just to create a very credible distraction.

I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,…

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.