TITUSSSSSSSSS

My university clinic doctor when I came in with cramps that used to cripple me for 24 hours, jackboot-to-the-nethers type of pain (totally comparable in level to the labor pains I experienced, in retrospect): “If you women would just complain less, it would hurt less.”

The Chico Resch Tendon.

Why don’t any of these morons know that a “lame duck” president is a sitting president after the next president is elected? So from November to January of their last term. The entire last year of the last term does not make a president a “lame duck”!

I want Rachel Dratch as Debbie Downer to play Ted Cruz on snl soooo badly.

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

terrible take bro just log off

White athletes. White musicians. Politicians. Engineers. Strippers before they strip. Drew Magary. It’s a long list bud, do you want me to keep going?

Just awful. I remember reading that SI piece when it came out and that family seemed so loving and caring.

I JUST posted about that. It’s the funniest damned thing in the whole clip to me and I have no clue why.

North Brother Island?

Lincoln is the best thing in the fucking world.

Yessss. I was worried that this show was going to make me wait a long time until the next season:

I have been raped. To shield me and handle me with kid gloves is to deny me the strength I have worked so hard to regain. I’m a woman, and I understand as much as any survivor that rape happens. Trigger warnings are bullshit.

If you give them one free concert they’re just going to keep asking for Samoa

My favorite has been, still is, and probably always will be Prince playing Purple Rain in the Rain.

It didn’t help that it was still sunny out. The Super Bowl shouldn’t be played in the sun, and the halftime show is definitely a night time thing.

I cannot even count how many Superbowl Half Time shows I have seen, upwards of 35 and this is bar none the worst ever. Not Beyonce, not Bruno Mars, not Coldplay, it was the melding of all of them. It was lackluster, stupid and desperate.

Beyonce was the only good thing about THIS ENTIRE GODDAMNED GAME. I can not express my level of frustration. WHAT THE FUCK CAROLINA.

It’s one of mine too, but because I honestly am excited for it and believe it’ll be good even though all the people dead-set on hating it will always disagree because *insert generic complaint*.