It’s late and for a second I forgot context and thought “Chris Kluwe’s dad comments here?”.

At first I thought you were talking about Emile Zola, and I’m like “wow, this is some high toned snark.”

I assumed this would be some pretentious art film about Emile Zola writing about Florida’s Jewish population or something.

This is the movie equivalent of perfect kinja.

Nooooooooooooooooo
I don’t like this at all.....

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

They even managed to screw up the android app. It has a more pleasing visual look, but does not deliver information nearly as well.

Anyone wanna join me for a communal tree house adventure?

You know who has white pillows on outdoor furniture? That’s right, assholes have white pillows on outdoor furniture.

Yeah, I’m surprised I’m gonna say it but I think she’s even better than...

Blegg?*

They both have the Dracula gene. They don’t look like they’ve aged more than 2 years in the photo comps.

I also appreciated him burning Roenick in the mid game interview.

Hockey journeymen are an intrinsic part of the character of the sport, and unintentional as it may have been, there’s nothing which speaks to the roots of hockey more than having a guy like John Scott go to the All Star game and put on a show.

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Wait, is she alleging that Twitter is somehow involved in a conspiracy against Stephen Avery? Because, ummmm. No.

Well no shit. Fun fact, my rookie year with the Vikings, I finished out the last 3 games of the season punting with a torn ACL in *my kicking leg* because the team doctors didn’t tell me it was torn. Go in for my exit physical, and it’s all “Oh, yeah, you have a torn ACL, you should get surgery on that.” You better…

I mean look at him, he got right in the way of Wideman’s arms! It was his own fault.

Ladies, I give you my bathroom: complete with crown molding and faux tile naked greek people and cherubs. Remarkably, the colors are a much more vivid blue and purple than the pic would have you believe. Unfortunately one of my cats has decided she hates it, and is trying to take it down bit by bit (at the two foot…

that sectional. that SECTIONAL. THAT sectional. THAT SECTIONAL.