“I want to be like me, but a better me when I grow up.”

Ah. And do you remember Island of the Blue Dolphins? Native American girl protagonist.....

I love her and her glasses and her earrings and her happy face and her miiiind.
Marley 4-ever.

“Their Eyes Were Watching God”?

Area 51 exists but it’s an Air Force base where experimental aircraft are developed and tested. That’s why the government is so secretive about it but naturally people drift to more outlandish explanations.

Bob Vila has never built anything and cannot build anything. He just talks about building things.

Calm down there, Satan.

I fixed a door today. I fixed the fuck out of that door! I’m gonna reward myself with 4 orgasms tonight! Fuck yeah!

I feel kind of bad admitting this, but when I see plus-size modeling campaigns I feel kind of bitter and sad for one reason: almost every plus-size model I can think of from a major campaign has a flat/nearly-flat stomach (or is at least photoshopped to look like they have one). So I’m torn between trying to be happy…

body is body, we are all carbon based

i have never because i am too short.

It’s at least 25 degrees here today, or as the weatherman calls it "HEAT WAVE". It was -40 this weekend and one thing about Minnesota, there will always, no matter the weather, be someone standing in the mall parking lot, in shorts and a t-shirt, smoking a cigarette.

You know what would be helpful right now? The Vane. Thanks Denton.

I do think that pornography and violence against women can intersect but to suggest that porn causes violent behaviour is akin to blaming death rock for school shootings.

Yeah. I mean, it's certainly a grey area. There's been times where I want my sexual partner to call me a whore and forcefully shove his dick in my mouth/ass/vagina, but that's *my* choice. I don't understand the psychology behind that and it's certainly not how I want to have sex all the time, but there is a need for…

I understand the issues with porn, consent in the business (especially after that James Deen shitshow) and the social impact it has, especially on young men.

I watch porn but not that much. But when I do watch....and when I do have sex I like some of the things people are ragging on here and while I can understand that…

Ohh like consensual sex with people who seem to honestly enjoy it?

I love Replyallcalypse when they happen at work. It seriously wastes a good 25% of the day, and you get a great laugh. My favorites are the 30 people who reply “STOP REPLYING, IT WILL NEVER END IF WE KEEP REPLYING!!!”

I clicked over there because I like Mack, I have been following everything she’s gone through since that day, and I would theoretically be interested in purchasing a t-shirt to “support” the cause if the style and design were something I’d wear.

Those...are...not the style and design I’d wear.

that’s all I’ve got