Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

Sweet Dreams (Are Not Made of This.)

“The NYPD officers near the press pen formed a chatty circle and had an animated conversation about power tools.”

If real, no. A cat should only be shaved when medically necessary.

“Paden’s adult son, Anthony, has also been charged with sodomizing the victim. His case is currently pending.”

This is the truest truth. I actually come easier and much harder from vaginal intercourse. But if a guy doesn’t attempt, without prompting, to mouth schuck my giggle oyster I'm pretty much done.

The worst part about leg stubbles is it rubbing against your clothing, which I don’t think beards do much. The sensation is horrible and something about the cold makes its feel painful.

also the picture with the baby spiders crawling out of the face. That one gave me the nightmares.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

Right, could we please get rid of those Mucinex ads with all the talking boogers? Ain’t nobody needs to see that. Period Egg Lady, though! Now she’s selling something useful.

True. Points for outlandishness, but negative points for being long and gross.

This is gross and awful, and I hate it. I’m not kidding.

Somebody forgot Garfield was a thing that happened.

“The Life Aquatic is everyone’s least favorite Wes Anderson movie.”

My dream is to drown in a sea of Great Danes.

I think I am half of the monster that the movie popcorn lady is. I also like mini m&m’s to eat with it.

I read that as “Soup R’ Crackers” at first and was confused/delighted.