i love you
They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,
Someone on Groupthink said her facial expressions remind them of a toddler who has just used the potty and is painfully proud of herself. I think that's the best description of Miley Cyrus I've ever seen.
I kind of love this test-pattern carpet. BEST LOOK OF THE NIGHT.
My great uncle was a llama rancher for most of his life; never married, just ALL LLAMAS, ALL THE TIME.
When my son passed away, he was 14 months old and a friend had brought his young daughter up from KY for the funeral. It was late January and she had never seen snow so she started doing snow angels and playing in the snow at the cemetery. The other kids who were there were looking at their parents for the same…
And miss out on the Jackson 5? No thank you.
Controversial opinion: Chipotle sucks and so do burritos.
As a Pennsylvanian I just have to say : Get it together my fellow Pennsylvanians! Pretty soon Floridas gonna be calling & asking to hang out because it sounds like we have a lot in common.
*cries because I live in PA and can’t argue because it’s true*
I want a banner that reads, “Drop off your sons here! No need to worry about unplanned pregnancy #heteroflexible #twobeers”
I went to a school that would probably just say, “send me your lentils and Foucault”
Also, a few months ago, a colleague of mine tripped in front of Ben Roethlisberger and he laughed.
is it possible that there is actually some kind of thing with not touching a wine bottle to a wine glass?
YOU’RE A DUMB BITCH
My SodaStream is like a child to me. I cherish it.
That wretched child’s mother is a ray of sunshine, compared to her daughter. I can ALMOST hear her glee over the bears in the pool and the distress it’s causing her family.