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I love Melissa’s dress on the cover/whatever-it’s-called-online of this article. Really beautiful, she looks so pretty. I wonder where I can find something like it.

She “filled out” via breast implants, which she openly admits to getting.

Seriously. SO SORRY your vacation is ruined by your unborn baby that you supposedly wanted.

I’m already freaked out by the trailer for the scary grandparents movie.

I really liked The Babadook (although I wasn’t wild about the ending). I liked that it just stressed you out - there weren’t a whole lot of jumps. That scary is the best kind of scary.

GOD LIKE THAT ONE. You know, where the woman opens the fridge and spots a big slice of chocolate cake (lying around unwrapped so it’s probably dried out) but instead goes for a half ounce cup of yogurt with sad fake runny “chocolate” sauce swirled in. Ha ha NO. NO.

Thank you for writing about this. I remember in the 7th grade that there was an 8th girl, kind of popular and already developing, who was rumored to be “having an affair” with the PE teacher/football coach. I remember at that time that we blamed her - that we thought she was a “slut,” that we though she had enough…

60 pills per day! Whoa!

If I lose weight and stop exercising I might stop finding cheez-its in my bra when I’m being lazy on the sofa and so what am I going to do then, Constance?

Watching someone eat lunch in the company restroom turns my stomach.

While the headline is totally truthful, it’s also somewhat misleading on an initial read. When I hear of prisoners being released, I think that means from prison all together. Sure, they were released from death row and put back into regular prison, but surely there’s a better phrasing for that?

sometimes I’m like “huh maybe i should get a tattoo” then ed sheeran tells me why, definitively, i should not.

Sheeran can always add to it once he finds that special someone...

Shit like this is why most women don’t report their rapes.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:

I would love to be a roller derby-er, in another life where I'm not afraid of breaking bones.

Pixie cut for lyfe! Seriously, I get way more compliments on my pixie cut than I ever did with my long hair. A lot of guys (more than I would have thought) find them attractive.

I though Gummo was his best film, for some weird reason. Not a lot going on in it, but less... contrived? ... than Kids. I got the feeling that the folks in Gummo would be doing that even if the camera wasn’t around. But then they probably were/are, right?

It’s actually really cool that they chose a random nobody as a cover model. Mad respect for Glamour.