John Francis Daley the entire time, PROBABLY:

My thoughts on running:

Disagree. She eats every vole she kills (with the exception of their stomachs, which she leaves for me as proof). Eating the ‘natural’ rodents can’t be hurting the environment more than commercial meat production for pet food does. I won’t bother to discuss how old she is, or how old the cat before her was, I know…

because your mailing address says Brooklyn.

You obviously have never lived in New York City.

And handsome.

Because female is modifying the noun coach. She is a woman, not a female. She is a female coach, not a woman coach.

After the last couple years on the internet I feel like if I never hear the words “introvert,” “extrovert,” or “recharge your batteries” (unless you are talking about literal batteries that store power) it will be too soon.

I’m still holding out for her follow-up, “Why Extroverts Have No Depth or Value (And How They Can Live With Being Shit-Filled Hollow Shells of Negligible Psychic Energy).”

Did you guys read the whole Times article? They’re acting like this lady invented introversion. Get your head out of your ass, New York Times Style section. Everyone knows Emily Dickinson invented introversion.

Ugh, shut up, quiet people.

undiagnosed

As an introvert raised by fellow introverts who accepted her introversion long before people were writing books about it, I’m not sure how I feel about this. Being introverted seems to be the new artisanal olive oil and now someone’s marketing it.

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

They’re the Kardashian Kolors. Soon to kome to a krayon box near you!

Jicama is the ABSOLUTE WORST STFU ORLANDO JONES

Kimbrace it?

I don’t spend a whole lot of time thinking about it...

It’s okay, we side-eye your doe and stag parties pretty hard.