The lemon one was way better than I expected it to be. Definitely tastes like those lemon bar cookies you’d get at church potlucks.

Everybody in the comments is so fancy and high fallutin’. Whatever, caramel cocoa cluster sounds like bae.

EDITED CAUSE IM A DINKUS AND CONFUSED MIMOSA WITH SAMOSA

Nah, this is for people who don’t like regular Starbucks coffee and need a fuckload of sugar to get rid of the taste.

Okay guys, let me share with you my favorite way to Starbucks. Get a chai latte. The original, not that awful Oprah shit. Then add two pumps of peppermint. It tastes like a liquified gingerbread man, extra spicy. Perfect hot or iced. Insanely delicious. Wham, bam, thank you ma’m.

The answer is none. You should order an iced americano with an extra shot of espresso.

See the above Liz Lemon gif.

I just threw a lunch party for some girlfriends, and the one who is always crash dieting and obsessing on the latest metafilter trending article shows up and is like ‘I’m on the Whole 30 diet so I can’t have any fruit, legumes, gluten, alcohol, sugar or dairy for 30 days. It’s only been a week but I feel SO much…

This will be my meditation for today, thank you.

Fuck you Beyonce you will pry my stilton cheese from my cold dead fingers.

You have to fill out a form with HR and interview for the Boss position.

Watch it! You’ll miss plenty of memes and quotes over the next few months. So shiny, so chrome! It’s a great movie!

The Boof Fallowing, brother of the Doof Warrior.

Again, I’m ABD, and I get that part. I don’t get the candidacy for “study.” Is that some school specific lingo ? It’s just weird.

I get doctoral candidate. I don't get candidate for doctoral study.

What is a candidate for doctoral study? I ask as a PhD student.

two of my friends went to a baby goat event called “Goatchella”

You're awesome.

I put Coke cans between my boobs when it’s super hot outside. Cools me right off.