One of my favorite things about the Knot is that they refer to bridesmaids as BMs. I googled “who pays for a destination bachelorette” (seriously, do I have to pay for the bride’s vacation here?) and a bunch of people kept talking about how their “BMs paid for their bachelorette party.” I was like, man, some party, if…

My husband doesn’t blink an eye at anything I wear ever, save for the Crocs. The Crocs come out and it is a holy war.

John Hamm is/was handsome enough. It’s too bad they felt the need to photoshop the hell outta this pic. I kinda appreciated the rode hard and put away wet look in the later seasons as his character’s boozing and smoking took a toll.

People talk shit on Pete but he is one of the more interesting characters, If he were as handsome as Don everyone would fucking love him, in fact he is essentially the same character. Don is every bit of the social climber/schemer Pete is.

I’m rewatching the show now and it just infuriates me what short shrift he got. HE DESERVED BETTER.

Wrong. Peak Brad hotness was empirically Legends of the Falls.

Thank you! :)

And, I’ve been there. In 11th grade, oh so many years ago, I dyed my hair with some L’oreal product (apparently that’s the worst to use), and they stripped my hair twice to get it out. Since then my hair has been kind of shitty. That’s going on 15 years... gahhh.

From what I’ve read (a little) and heard (a little) it is very difficult for someone who has been institutionalized for a long period to adapt to the outside world. Decision making when confronted with so many options is challenging and the confusion can lead to depression. I know a woman who breaks down in the market…

I know this isn’t the point of your post, but I fucking love your hair. My hair is super dark, so I’d have to strip it to get it light enough to make blue look that cool... so it’ll never happen. But damn. I’m pretty jealous. Your hair looks like the ocean meeting a wintry sky. I fucking love it.

No, it’s real.

I could not finish Amy’s book and I’ve read Mindy’s first book about 4 times. “Yes, Please” just wasn’t funny and it didn’t give much that she hasn’t already stated publicly.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

False. Mindy Kaling’s book was good. End discussion.

I can think of 56 things right now that would taste better than skinny feels, starting with sharing this pizza with this BAMF kitteh.

bozoombas is a WONDERFUL word.

I’m not sure how I feel about this.

But you can have MINI HORSES as service animals? I would like a mini horse plz.

What about this chick from Nashville and her “boho” wedding where she walked down the aisle with a fucking WOLF?

Nice! And not weird, no! I mean, yeah, it’s weird but it’s the kind of weird I understand and am used to.

One of the nuggets is naked on the floor next to bones. What is happening?

I enjoy Torrid on occasion, although I have mostly outgrown the stuff. The thing I love about it is that a lot of their tops fit my enormous boobs splendidly. But I am clearly not plus size, so I get a weird degree of side eye when I go in there. Last time I had a sales girl ask me several times if I knew what store I…