The divorce video is gonna be EPIC. Can't wait.

I hear you. Not throwing rocks and not scaring children are perfectly legitimate ways of saying that we look well enough. :)

I feel poor just watching that shit

Jane. JANE. Are you married to Tom Bergeron???

You're 17. You're beautiful. Trust me. You should be confident in that fact. You will not always be 17. (Take great care of your skin now!)

Hmm, "douchefraggle". Now we have a wonderful word for these people.

Oh lovely, a new way to never shut the fuck up about Crossfit.

It wasn't about showing off what they can do.

chimps, like lancelot link

I call for a total style shift per film. The next one, anime. The third one, Claymation.

Taylor-Johnson's directing was one of the only things that saved the movie from being a complete failure (cinematically). I saw her vision, even though the dialogue was horrendous and the chemistry was off. It was formulaic, sure, but cohesive. She did her best with a poorly-paced screenplay and lots of behind the…

The way he says "Jaracki" after someone answer's the phone instead of saying "Hi, it's Andrew" or anything else normal like that is the telephone greeting embodiment of his goatee.

Non. That Goat is ridiculous and I laugh every time it comes on-screen.

Does Andrew Jerecki actually think that goatee looks good?

Which means if the girls are covered, the rest of you is swimming in a puptent of cloth, right? Most of me would fit into size 12-14 these days, but THAT part of me is more like 20-22. :-/

I've done this too, 3GoalieNight! I actually bought one maternity dress because it looked really cute when I tried it on. I decided that I didn't care that it was maternity since it was so cute. It's not like anyone is really able to tell if it is maternity if it looks fabulous when you wear it. I say buy what you…

Completely agree. I need MORE structure in my clothing than skinnier girls, not less! I seriously despise this trend of flow-y, drape-y clothing. I think it started because that kind of material is cheaper to make and they also don't have to do the work of fitting patterns - they can just throw a piece of some gross…

I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY BUTT. YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHO SEES MY BUTT, TARGET.

WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST DO THAT