Ugh Tiffany, melania and ivanka aren’t helpless innocent women held captive. They have agency. Tiffany trades on her name.

And men who don’t respect other men or women will limp fish their handshakes. That’s one of my better tells for dude is an asshole and not worth spending any time on. Men who limp fish women are generally entitled douches.

Also, how can we get tested if they are shutting down Planned Parenthood and repealing the ACA?

HA. I know photographs were black and white back then, but there’s no way these could be mistaken for gold:

Cultural etiquette 102:

Christ, he’s bad at this. He can’t even shake hands correctly.

Are you mad about alphabetization? Seems like a weird thing to get cranky over.

You should definitely go fuck yourself

Your contribution of clicks, impressions and comments on this article demonstrates a level of knowledge of the internet economy similar to the “protest” of Starbucks where people bought coffee so they could have “Trump” written on it.

So I glanced at your posting history and it consists almost entirely of you kvetching in Deadspin about how you just wanna talk about sports, though you occasionally seem to post on other Kinja boards (that you presumably like more) *about how fucking much you hate Jezebel and the ‘Far Left’*. I’m sure the other…

I think we’re all glad you’re uncomfortable. You should be.

See above re: eating dicks.

I assure you this is not Hamilton Nolan, I concur fuck off and let the grown ups try to figure out how to not make your world fall apart.

Take the time to pay attention to what you click on and you won’t be offended by seeing a dissenting opinion.

You have some sort of compulsion where you have to click on every article that gets posted?

It is called the alphabet, you should really know this by now

While we’re making unsolicited requests: PLEASE go fuck yourself.

Oh, if only there was a way your tender, entitled, safe-space requiring heart could find more coverage of Charles Oakley.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Charles+Oakley

Eat all the dicks, please.

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