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Looks like scotch and smoked meat farts

Steve Bannon looks like he just did a schvitz with his clothes on.

Steve Bannon looks like the monster that haunts the Demogorgon’s dreams.

Steve Bannon looks like Uncle Festers Just for Men ‘After’ photo.

Steve Bannon looks like a toenail enthusiast.  

Steve Bannon looks like what’s under a bandage that’s overdue for changing.  

Steve Bannon looks like the business end of WC Fields’ nose.

Steve Bannon looks like a sentient liver spot.

Steve Bannon looks like 10 lbs. of crap in a 5 lb. bag.

Steve Bannon looks like untreated Anal Warts with ears.

Steve Bannon looks like an antisemitic, racist ass hole.

Steve Bannon looks like anthropomorphized cancer.

I look at Steve Bannon and realize who supplies Dump with his cocaine.

Steve Bannon looks like a recent divorcee who shows up to a college bar with no fewer than the three top buttons undone on his shirt, creepily revealing his chest hair whilst calling all the 20-somethings “sweetheart” and eagerly asking if anyone wants to do body shots

Steve Bannon looks like a beanbag chair with a coke problem.

Steve Bannon looks like he gives one star ratings to Uber drivers that don’t laugh at his racist jokes.

If Steve Bannon were a food, he’d be last night’s burrito floating in the bowl.

Steve Bannon looks like a Gawker headline about a guy arrested exposing himself on the subway.

Steve Bannon looks like an unfrozen, racist Fred Flintstone.