He’s a shy country boy. Asshole in competition.

Meh. It’s kind of the right call.

C’MOOOOOON I want to live vicariously in a world where white people have a variety of complaints about Beyonce. ohplzohplzohplz

Go ahead, tell us that number. The amount of your white friends who are vocal enough about a Beyonce video. You insinuate dozens or so?

I live in ultra red Alabama and I don’t know a single person who was offended or has even mentioned the Beyonce video or halftime performance. No one cares. It’s just horseshit drummed up by right wing outlets like Fox News and left wing like Gawker.

Bingo, No Tippin’ Pippen is notorious. Old F&B director of a few high end restaurants in Houston ranked him behind Bill Cosby as the worst tipper. $10 tip every time.