...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

Congressional Republicans in a Clinton presidency are going to make the last 8 years look like they were holding hands and singing Kumbaya with President Obama.

It’s worth noting that this was Portland, Maine.

Did you see the Black Jeopardy sketch with Tom Hanks as a Trump supporter? It was fucking incredible.

That face! He looks like he genuinely cannot believe his good luck. “Did you see this?! That is 15 cents! Just laying there on the ground! Today is a good day.”

It’ll be interesting to see what Biden will do next year. The Obamas will probably stay in politics, most likely on the international arena, but Joe looks like he would be happier running a sports bar or something

Look at that light in his eyes! He’s too excited to even think straight! Should he spend it on arcade games, or penny candy? Arcade games, or penny candy?!?! Choices!!!

I like to imagine he has a giant glass piggy bank and he’s been saving up the entire presidency. Once the presidency is over, he’s headed straight to a coinstar and cashing the whole thing in to put money towards his PlayStation VR.

I want to adopt her. And I don’t even want kids, but at least I wouldn’t allow a known child rapist into the house.

Lawmaker #1: Ok, any more suggestions on the rape laws?

He is not a monster, just a man that really screwed up and has been paying in many ways.”

At the least she still has to live with a mother that thinks her rapist is not such a bad guy and deserves forgiveness.

You, sir/madam/otherwise specified, are the storyteller of our generation.

I wish somebody didn’t have to post this comment, but 2016 has been a strange year. Thank you for taking the bullet on this one.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

Is there someone actually manually checking on voter signatures in Florida?

Stay sexy. Dont get murdered.

my favorite murrrddeerrrrr

Bring back disemvoweling!