You guys. I figured out why I love Beast so much. He’s basically Toby Ziegler. Mean and sad and hairy in all the wrong places, but smart as fuck and a genuinely good and lovable person underneath all those layers and layers and layers of baggage. Why is that combination of brokenness and goodness so attractive? New…

Balloons are Having A Year!

It really blows my mind where we can have a successful tv show with openly gay characters and now a transgender character and yet we have Trump neck in neck with Hillary. It seems very incongruous.

YES HOW DARE SHE. HOW VERY DARE SHE TALK ABOUT MAKING BREAKFAST AND TAKING HER KIDS TO THE PARK.

Yep, my enjoyment of this gossip just came to a screeching halt.

Too much idolizing of L. Ron Hubbard means less idolizing for Trump. Maybe Trump will start his own fake religion?

I love this week so much. If Scientology falls I will celebrate in the streets.

KARMA!!

You seriously think an ex-boyfriend having and monitoring security cameras around his ex-girlfriend’s home -- when she is married to someone else and they are definitely broken up -- is a normal, fine thing?

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

Totally, I can’t believe anyone could project an eye roll onto that. This entire post just seems to exist to stir shit that doesn’t exist and the fact that no effort was put into it sucks. Takes two seconds to find out her dad died and that’s Stassa’s job. Bullshit “women should smile more or they’re being bitches”…

Seriously. She looks like she is desperately trying not to cry/is anxious about possibly having to get up on stage and speak.

Yeah and what eye roll am I supposed to be seeing?

Take the money, split it with the Good Sister and figure out how much you can get for your firstborn. Or at least how much you can get to name Bad Sister the godmother. Buy a spinning wheel.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

They should stop giving him free press coverage, force him to spend money, and actually do their jobs and expose him for the fraud that he is. They should also stop having idiots like Boris Epshteyn on their shows.

Of course, now that would involve having to pay out of pocket instead of having it fully covered by insurance.

Oh hey, I’m convinced now.

(sheepishly starts to raise hand - looks around - puts it back down)

Yeah, as long as everybody’s cool with it and nobody’s being exploited I could not give less of a fuck about how many people wanna get hitched up. Not my thing personally, but whatever.