I mean I would be livid too honestly, like "Surprise your cohost is quitting" If I were her though I would be more angry at him for not telling her than the network. Like they have been on for how long together?

Remember when Bush seemed like a worst case scenario?!

They haven’t quite chosen. What happens with the nominations is candidates win delegates in states, not the states themselves, and then those delegates will vote for the candidates that won them at the convention (which happens over the summer). There’s a delegate threshold that the candidate must reach to secure the…

Basically, yes. The two major parties both hold elections in each state to determine which potential presidential candidate will represent those parties in the national election for president in November.

When Ellen talks about how attractive the costars are and he said “and intelligent and talented” I audibly sighed with contentment.

Come on! You know. You know. The picture of them is right there.

These two? I thought they were already engaged??

Them? They’re engaged!

It took me a few times too, but he is implying that Ted is the dildo here.

Yes, I believe that is the correct interpretation of the joke. And now we don’t have to think about Ted Cruz humping his pillow. Win win.

Literally the only good thing about Cruz’s candidacy has been this guy.

How much longer until someone offers this guy a huge advance for a tell-all book about his time living with Ted Cruz?

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

None of them want to deal with him more than once every 4 days.

Can someone explain why polygamy illegal? If it’s based on a violation of the traditional rules of marriage, shouldn’t they just try piggy backing on the legalization of gay marriage? I feel like it gets dicey when it comes to things like spousal benefits and tax deductions, but other than that I don’t really get what…

Right? Can we do it once a month even? I HAD SO MUCH FUN.

Norovirus is the absolute WORST. At first, you’re afraid you’re going to die. Then you’re afraid you’re not going to die.

Given birth.

You could have told me these shoes have been on shelves since 2013 and I would have believed you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nah. Woman here, and if I’m in a situation where I need a tampon, I don’t give a rat’s ass where it’s coming from. I’ve got bigger concerns at that moment. But thanks for trying to explain that to us tampon users!