My brother got fired for stealing from a safe he didn't have the code for. Once it continued to happen and figure out the person they begged him to come back.

This is my favorite one. I watch it everyone once in a while just because.

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I'm glad there is a group standing up for these girls and that they have supportive parents. The school administration should be ashamed and replaced. I can't believe they suspended a girl for showing up on drugs after she was drugged and raped. This whole story is unbelievable (in the outrage way, not the un-trusting…

Yes I think it is probably a carrier/region thing. I think TWC started Grey's late but I'm not sure if Comcast did for instance.

They started Grey's late because of the immigration speech.

That's what I was thinking. Sooo nothing is going to change?

That is so my cat who then gets scared of the noise of it falling and runs away. He does not understand cause and effect well.

I'm glad I don't have a life where who I follow/un-follow on social media is tracked and reported. Also that I have a relationship where doing that is something that happens on a regular basis.

The thing I find funniest about this whole thing is you are telling a bunch of teenagers they shouldn't read this text and are going to remove it. Do they not understand the first thing the teenagers are going to do is flip to that page and memorize it out of spite?

Ted isn't the type of movie I go for and Seth MacFarlene seems like an ass usually but I am impressed they took this so seriously. Maybe I would be upset about lack evidence or he was fired without giving a chance to address it but I'm not.

I normally serve mine in a beer batter but only to my guests that are 21+.

I would just try to have other, better, witnesses around anytime you have to talk to this jackass. Leave doors open, stand in hallways etc..

Why haven't they redesigned the packaging? We have child proof medicine bottles and I can't imagine it is that hard to have larger ones for this.

Me either. He seems like a very nice guy and genuinely caring but I'm just not attracted to him.

I was impressed he knew what mph meant and how to say humidity. I'm assuming they gave some sort of tutorial beforehand and that isn't normal vocabulary for a 7 year old right?

No I refuse to believe he will be re-elected. I will act like Karl Rove on Fox '12 and deny deny deny.

I posted this on Gawker earlier but the news channels are feeding into this frenzy like crazy and basically everyone is insane here. This was posted to FB yesterday.