I was relieved to see Von Miller get the MVP. I had a horrible feeling they were going to give it to Manning for his legacy, or some damn thing.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

oh wait was this article about weed vaping and not tobacco vaping?

I read a lot, and I enjoy books while I’m reading them. But once I finish, the whole story leaves my brain.

It’d also be nice if people stopped getting upset at him for saying stupid things and being generally insulting. That’s his shtick. He insults things while being stupid.

Anybody know if the whole race will be streamed somewhere or where to watch not on cable?

Annnd now I’m looking on Craigslist for Subaru Brats again.

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

I love the Seahawks bashing. It just means our long-shitty team is finally relevant.

And that’s why in Quebec, winter tires are mandatory from December 15 to March 15.
Some may say this is government intervention.
Most will agree this is common sense.

Are we driving a 7 speed today or is 2 4th gears a new thing?

I <3 U Oregon.

“I hate how much Iranian aggression makes people think Iran is aggressive.”

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

I came here for this. It should automatically be placed at the top of the thread instead of having to look for it.

I did too! A couple of my coworkers were like “Bowie, still?” “Yep! Just celebrating over 50 years of musical excellence!”

Bro, do you even lift? I mean come on, I bet you only go to the gym once a day. Real bro’s go three times a day son. It’s three square gym sessions a day. God I love steroids!

I feel this is a reasonable price, for what is probably a pretty good product that would work well for many Americans. Therefore, allow me to be the first Jalop to say the following:

BURN IT TO THE MOTHERF@#$ING GROUND OR INSTALL AN LS3 DEY CANT TUK R CARZ

I would like to know why this is top center on Jalopnik. If I really wanted bikes, I’d be reading Lanesplitter.