How to toot your own horn.

I don’t want to live in a world where a minivan is the headliner of an autoshow. I bid you good day.

I was just going to say a guac recipe with no lime is bullshit. And gross. And gonna be brown real quick.

Agreed. Lime is a must have for both acid and avocado preservation.

You don’t put lemon in guac anyway unless you don’t have lime. Not having any acid is a huge mistake though; it’s absolutely necessary to cut the heaviness of the avocado.

Pretty sure the center of a “Fans of college football and people who watch General Hospital” venn diagram is pretty slim.

Looking at the photo of him after he was apprehended, I’m going to go ahead and wager a buck that he was drunk.

Goddamn it, AT LEAST GET GOOD FOOD. Dominos? That is only good for verrrrrry drunk pizza-ing.

For someone who is supposedly so privileged, he has really awful taste in food. I mean, you can get so much amazing cuisine in Mexico, and you go for fucking Dominoes? That makes me hate him even more, and I didn’t even think that was possible.

Russia could have a tug boat tow the rocket to within 500 yards, no doubt. China could buy a tug boat from Russia with the promise of turning it into a floating casino and then use it to tow a rocket to within 350 yards so long as Russia will sell China an engine for their new knockoff tugboat.

I always preferred this generation myself.

Trick question. The answer’s 42.

A Buick built on a Camaro, slightly roomier, more GT focused than muscle car. 3 Trims, 4cyl “custom”, V6 GS and V6TT GN with a hardcore GNX version.. What would be so hard about that! No v8’s competing with the Camaro and design focused for a different buyer all together, bring back the personal luxury coupe!

Anyone remember Chuck? Just me? Ok, I’ll see myself out...

After I posted the inane Super Troopers reference I had a second thought.... maybe it’s the missing panties from the Subaru flying vagina grill?

Nice Turbo!

I’m going to buy this so me and my dad can roll together.

I thought Sega won all “cartoons on cars” discussions years ago!