It’s depressing to realize people *are* actually this stupid AND they have kids.

Well, I don’t mind saying that it has been especially tough for me and my boyfriend, when we’re both just so into sneezeplay.

I chatted with the kid who works at Dollar General (he’s 21- I’m rapidly approaching 30). He was taking his break outside at the same time I was leaving the store. He asked for my number and if I wanted to hang out sometime. We went to his mom’s house and smoked some weed and banged.

If you broke quarantine to have sex, I hope it was the worst sex you’ve ever had!

More like norovirus, but ok.

ARs? Adventure Rigs?

If I had to guess, it might be a Delica Star Wagon. They’re the #vanlyfe rugged outdoorsman hipster ride du jour.

Yes, but did they answer the age old question of proper indicator signals for roundabouts? Left or right signal in this scenario? 

I agree that it is not ugly. It is also not beautiful. I’d say its striking, and different.

🍆🍆🍆💦🚂👻?

“me drunkenly describing Joel Kinnaman to a sketch artist” is hilarious!

This article made me sadstalgic.  But I love it

Don’t you chew them?

Ahem. The judge was not down with the clown.

I’m amazed this even got published. I was really thinking there was a firing-level edict against even mentioning the shutdown and firings.

It was a deliberate decision b/c Spanfeller and Great Hill Partners serve the needs of the capitalist class. They are taking a financial loss on this particular group of sites to shut down a voice which could inspire others to ultimately organize towards their doom.

 Strategery level: herb. 

Same, it's my first "suggested site" and I keep clicking it every time I open a new tab

I keep reflexively typing deadspin into my browser. It’s more sad each time I do. This whole thing just sucks. 

Then use a chip clip. Or tape. Hell, anything is better than using a used toilet paper dispenser from your bathroom and putting it on your food.