It’s depressing to realize people *are* actually this stupid AND they have kids.

Well, I don’t mind saying that it has been especially tough for me and my boyfriend, when we’re both just so into sneezeplay.

I chatted with the kid who works at Dollar General (he’s 21- I’m rapidly approaching 30). He was taking his break outside at the same time I was leaving the store. He asked for my number and if I wanted to hang out sometime. We went to his mom’s house and smoked some weed and banged.

If you broke quarantine to have sex, I hope it was the worst sex you’ve ever had!

Sweet. Time for a light switch rave!

More like norovirus, but ok.

In Soviet Union... climate change warms you.

ARs? Adventure Rigs?

COvert Viral Infection Deployment-2019.

The rich are gristly, tough and have a bad aftertaste.

There’s always beach nourishment. All it just takes a huge dredge pump, several Caterpillar dozers and a trackhoe or two. Figure from Climate dot gov

A little bit of perspective here:

68f now?

About a year ago I still held out hope they could be redeemed.

I’ve lived in five different western states over the last 45 years. In my experience the ruralati do care about preserving lands. But only because they want someplace to drive their motorized toys. And shoot things. 

Brawndo perhaps?

In all fairness, I would fuck over all of you for a trio of beautiful eastern-european women.

I started working in the environmental business a long long time ago. This shit with republican fucknuts just keeps going on and on and on.

If I had to guess, it might be a Delica Star Wagon. They’re the #vanlyfe rugged outdoorsman hipster ride du jour.

Then use a chip clip. Or tape. Hell, anything is better than using a used toilet paper dispenser from your bathroom and putting it on your food.