Pretty sure the center of a “Fans of college football and people who watch General Hospital” venn diagram is pretty slim.

Looking at the photo of him after he was apprehended, I’m going to go ahead and wager a buck that he was drunk.

Goddamn it, AT LEAST GET GOOD FOOD. Dominos? That is only good for verrrrrry drunk pizza-ing.

For someone who is supposedly so privileged, he has really awful taste in food. I mean, you can get so much amazing cuisine in Mexico, and you go for fucking Dominoes? That makes me hate him even more, and I didn’t even think that was possible.

Russia could have a tug boat tow the rocket to within 500 yards, no doubt. China could buy a tug boat from Russia with the promise of turning it into a floating casino and then use it to tow a rocket to within 350 yards so long as Russia will sell China an engine for their new knockoff tugboat.

I always preferred this generation myself.

Trick question. The answer’s 42.

A Buick built on a Camaro, slightly roomier, more GT focused than muscle car. 3 Trims, 4cyl “custom”, V6 GS and V6TT GN with a hardcore GNX version.. What would be so hard about that! No v8’s competing with the Camaro and design focused for a different buyer all together, bring back the personal luxury coupe!

Anyone remember Chuck? Just me? Ok, I’ll see myself out...

After I posted the inane Super Troopers reference I had a second thought.... maybe it’s the missing panties from the Subaru flying vagina grill?

Nice Turbo!

I’m going to buy this so me and my dad can roll together.

“I’ll take ‘American Inbred Capitalism’ for 5000, Alex”

Honestly, America, is it okay if the rest of the world invades you now and puts a stop to this, because at this point we’re all looking at you like you’re the 6 year old neighborhood kid that vandalizes everyone’s gardens and cars, while his parent say “Oh, boys will be boys, amirite? Ha ha ha, good times.”.

Dawg we’ve done this like 16 times already. Let me save you all some trouble, because the last one was barely half a year ago.

“said she wasn’t comfortable backing up her Volvo truck”
Get the fuck out of here. No right to have CDL . Reminds me of half the fucking Canadian truckers from BC that blatantly ignore almost every single traffic law in the book when they come down I5 in Western Washington... Because 80 mph in a 20+ ton vehicle is a…

I thought Sega won all “cartoons on cars” discussions years ago!

Local car related news: Father-in-law just called and said he was running late because he accidentally spilled whiskey in his car, and swore he wasn’t trying to drink it.

Silly question but, what is this thing? some cool things going on here