Yep, it looks like a bad version of Kingdoms of Amalur, which is saying something.

a mix would be awesome ala Bastion

I'm pretty sure everyone but you sees a dull-looking game. Stilted animations, derivative moves, slow action, lame combos, uninspired art direction…that all tends to spell "meh" in anyone's book.

It mixes the wonderful animations of Pit Fighter with the "total inability to make a fighting game" of Pit Fighter.

Guys, guys... guys...

Um, it's called Japan. You know that even Japanese babies come born in wrappers, right?

So that's why he looked so sad. His bananas had no serial number!

Some people are irrationally afraid of banana spiders. That explains the individual plastic wrapping.

I am no super tree-hugger, but I do try to limit the amount of waste I produce and recycle when possible. Thus, seeing bananas wrapped in a plastic bag like in the second picture drives me crazy. Bananas have a built-in wrapper — it's called the peel. I guess it's better than the individually wrapped bananas I saw…

Aw the days when Kotaku posted relevant gaming news......

So people can't disagree with things now? Really? She's allowed to do whatever she wants to herself, but that doesn't mean people have to agree with it.

WIth #3, technology moves quickly, so in a few years we could actually be at the point where people start doing it, and the tech will be far better. About the only thing she will accomplish with this is being able to be a hipster about it if it goes mainstream.

Yeah, Dark Souls did not grab me as something that's as fantastic as everyone else seems to think. Sub par graphics and a mediocre story aren't aspects of a good game for me. Is it hard? Yes. Jesus yes - but that doesn't make it good/rewarding.

We can't get Sega to make Shenmue 3, Nintendo refuses to announce another Metroid/Star Fox/F-Zero, and Platinum will most certainly never make a Wonderful 102, but we get Shaq-fu 2: Electric Bugaloo.

Confirmed for never actually playing the 50 cent games.

Hey, Blood on the Sand wasn't THAT horrible. I mean... yeah, it was a little generic and the campaign was laughably short, but it's still fun to pop in on a rainy day, just to experience 50 Cent senselessly running around cussing and mowing down people while his music blares in your ears.

Maybe if this is successful, Kazaam will finally be released on Blu-Ray. Fingers crossed for a collector's edition steelbook case.

Curt Schilling wishes to hell he'd have crowdfunded Kingdom of Amalur.