right? like buddy...making art still takes effort and work. people still get tired x_x.

but there weren’t that many parkour moves locked in Dying Light since they also had combat and survival skills, so it came down to maybe like a few actual abilities and the rest were enhancements (if I recall correctly, i’m used to just having everything unlocked at this point)

it’s truly a shame, shit might have been perfect for you man.

...but that has happened. That’s like when Tekken 4 trying going the full 3d route, people were skeptical, the execution was...okay but it didn’t catch on with the fanbase and then Tekken 5 went back to regular 2.5d.

hmm? no, see my thought process is that all indications point to shit tasting bad, therefore I don’t need to eat shit, while your thought process is that we can’t know that shit tastes bad until we actually taste it, thus, I wish you the best of luck on trying shit just to confirm whether it does in fact taste bad ;)

well for the good of mankind, could you kindly please go eat some shit and let us know if the rest of us are missing out on delicious feces?

I don’t gotta eat shit to tell you it doesn’t taste good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ok...wall of text for me to repeat the same exact sentiment.

It’s not so much missing the point as it is me just not agreeing at all with your point.

right, we’re gunna hold down to go up, we’re gunna waggle the hell out of the controller to jump, and then rub the touchpad on the DS4 to actually move forward.

the word entitled gets thrown around so much these days, it’s pretty much lost all meaning, but that’s something else altogether.

There’s a lot of “OMG U HAVENT EVEn pLAY GAME YET!!” comments, but...we had the first Mirror’s Edge, we’ve played other games...like..people can clearly drawn upon this experience are form an opinion, it’s not that crazy.

I guess they were like “fuck it, Undertale exists...lets spend this 2 mil on blackjack!...and hookers!”

that dude 100% sums up my feelings on Homestuck.

allow me to offer my hot take : Homestuck is weird. I remember seeing how popular it was with a few people I met at cons, so I tried checking it out and was like o__o. Not my thang.

Hmm...sounds like a bunch of uppity rich people corporate shenanigans.... I’ll support whichever party that posts first in the comments section.

Read Dead was pretty good but sometimes there was just too much text :P

no, the Chipotle e.coli scare shows there’s definitely such a thing as bad press....

this was great! I too have a late night McDonald’s milk shake story, but it’s no where near as great as this.