@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: It's on the bottom. There's a given length that indicates a 10% growth over the 3 year period.

@W10002: Ain't no party like a Nazi Party, cause a Nazi Party don't stop...

I'm going to design a watch with a small spike hidden inside that stabs you the approptiate number of times when you push the button.

I don't understand the doubters in this thread. Why you guys gotta be so negative? This is all totally possible. Right now.

@kingcrim84: Yes. I suppose that I, too, would say farewell to Apple for the chance to a own a fantasy phone from 5-10 years in the future.

@Spaz6to8: Price with Contract. $2,750.00. And it will only available through Boost Mobile.

@Masiaka: You, sir/madam, are the winner for today.

@DocHobo: Exactly the point. Now the name Bowflex has become synonymous with a Teen's accidental suicide. Unacceptable.

Gizmodo,

@Les Mikesell: "People only use a 'rate of change' graph when the real numbers don't show what they wish it showed."

@Standish: I'll have to remember that trick at my next meeting.

@MikeSWelch: Read the article, chief. There was a quote from Best Buy CEO and an accompanying article. The original graph and article are by an independent research group.

@RsK: Price? At $49, it's about the only Apple product available to almost everyone.

@mynamesafad: I would literally pay thousands of dollars for video tape of you explaining having done that to the authorities

@geolemon: Never underestimate the obsessive power of pre-teen girls. How many racks of servers would've been dedicated to N'Sync or New Kids on the Block 10 or 15 years ago?

That was all fun and games (and by fun and games I mean, hilarious) until that woman slams face first into a pole, then she and her friend get crushed by about 40 chairs, followed by some kind of giant metal bookshelf. Holy Crap. How is nobody dead? What an amazing video.

@loslosbaby: 1500 lbs. 800 cc? It's really cool and a good step. But I can't see this arriving at my local Honda dealer.

@Seventhexile Speaks: I see what you did there. And I applaud you.

@moonshadowkati: "Let's bash on the current, ridiculous form of 3D TV" and "3D TV sucks now and will continue to suck until the end of time" are two very different things.

That's what you get for piloting your experimental aircraft using AT&T's network...