I’m looking forward to the “Immigrant Drives Terrifyingly Large Box Truck” headline.

Is it wrong that a aspire to their level of wealth in order to NOT drink out of shoe?

2) Did we watch the same race?

No.

They went for the modified Kaepernick?

So, if “people run off and make all sorts of conclusions” about what the number might be, what conclusions did he expect when announced the 373,000? Did he not announce that number to predict the future?

Ah, so let’s exclude a race while allowing a different race to use something. Got it.

I can’t be the only one who thought this looked like a tiny Road Warrior reboot.

If we’re being fair,The Root is a pretty racist site. If you don’t see it, you’re probably racist. (I’m told that’s how racism works now)

Tax breaks...does this mean when the taxes were lower the sales were higher? I’m told that’s not how any of this works.

I don’t suppose alternative plans/options could be proposed, could they? Was there only ONE path forward? If I’m not mistaken, the Paris agreement has no enforcement clause. So other than spending money, there was no guarantee any member nation would live up to their end of the agreement.

Does this mean he’ll no longer accept government subsidies, too??

Unenforceable. No great loss. World goes on.

Southerner and incest = funny. Muslim and incest = explosive.

Neutral: No.

We can sing about it, but for the love of God, don’t talk about it on a bus!!

Reading these comments really makes you understand how entirely serious and fun-free some people are.

Who is the one person who filed 6,201 complaints in one year??

Generally disagree with Deadspin politics, but whole-heartedly agree with this sentiment.

So he didn’t refuse a breathalyzer test as originally reported? I didn’t see that in the report anywhere.