WTF is with everyone ranting about Seb’s “dick move”? Guy who starts on pole moves across to cover himself after the start, that is how every single race starts. Try going back and watching some past races people. I’m not at all saying this is Max’s fault, it’s just a racing incident as it was found to be, but there…

Ah, Nolan, of course.

I believe the actual method for modern journalists is:

One player reaches finals 7 straight times and it’s the other team that’s the balance problem?

That’s no space station...

We still make sure to ask every Christian football player if they’re willing to play on Sunday, right?

Hamilton, is this article meant as a parody?

Pure pelvic thrusting power grunge funk