Step 1: Delete Twitter.

Step 2: Live life.

Unless you are doing PR for a product or a company or a celebrity, nobody cares what you have to say, just save yourself the time, delete your account, delete the app, go outside and enjoy life. Stop feeling the need to overshare with a bunch of people who don’t care about you,…

It doesn’t sound like you kept an open mind in America though, it sounds like you were already totally jaded by the time you started debating summarizing all of your collected experiences.

Now, I don’t disagree that American is a gross racist place, I just don’t think your science is entirely correct on this one.

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The problem is, just like every time this story gets told, the guy is only popular on Twitch because he’s the current champion and active fighter. If he quits fighting, the followers will eventually just stop caring.

It’s sad really, this guy is a beast in the cage, but cause nobody respects little guys who can fight,…

parallelllllllllll

Stop letting yourself get held back by proprietary software!

the changes are gonna be Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge.

Last time I checked, football is a team sport. Heavily relying on half of your team to win is completely realistic.

haters gonna hate.

This was the only comment worth reading.

I had no hope for this show’s success.

I still have very little hope for this show’s success, but the waterline has moved in a positive direction.

Sometimes Karma pays out real slow...

Is this guy a ‘little person’ or is that just a weird angle?

A guy who gets carsick, Joey from Friends and a midget?

Alright, you twisted my arm, I’ll watch this trainwreck.

The singleplayer is fun as always, but online is a real riot if you get in with the right group of players.

From levels 1-50 I suffered through PUGs and dealt with hackers and all that, but I made some ‘friends’ around lvl 50 and ever since then we go around causing all sorts of mayhem.

Custom racing maps have gotten…

Haters gonna hate.

My first high school girlfriend had a convertible lebaron in white with the most luxurious mauve interior...

Word to the wise, if you purchased a white convertible lebaron with mauve interior from the north east in or around 1999, do yourself a favour, never flip on a black light if you’re anywhere…

So I’m pretty sure that Jesus is over this whole ISIS thing...

He’s all, nope, just you.

My friend and I did this in lieu of magic cards back in the day (not to this extent)

But its funny, we were being creative and having fun, not hurting anyone... I still remember my parents yelling at me to stop wasting time on that nonsense, that it was a waste of time...

<3 baby boomers.

I was going to say, attempting anything creative in an environment like that would be really hard to do.

My office has a slide. I’ve never used it, but I’m told it’s a super fun time.

Just looking at it each day makes me giggle though.

Jesus christ, I had to look at what year it was when I clicked on this post...

This judge was completely unbiased and wasn’t using this situation as a professional launchpad in the least!

Glad the American justice system is so fair and balanced!

So she posts a thing on the internet, very obviously happy at the levity her dad brought to a horrible situation in her life and since it doesn’t push your agro feminist agenda you have to tear it down?

Women, the biggest threat to the mental wellbeing of other women EST. The Dawn of time.

Wow, I still can’t believe that Lars Ulrich is a ‘professional’ drummer...

I can see it, he has something like 20 years of waiting for a prompted audience response after a mildly amusing quip...