We have a winner.

Better to be honest than heartbroken?

Are you serious with this shit?

Let us know how your sex change operation goes...

Discombobulated, please don’t take this loser’s advice. If you are that hideous you should jump on this and cherish the moment for the rest of your fat, lame, truncated life.

You’re welcome.

Love how you pretend like you’ve never seen a torrent website before...

Cute.

The fact that you, as an adult, get paid real currency to write reviews about comic books is pretty stupid...

Fantastic for you, but no less stupid.

There was just a little too much HGH on that last volley...