A liar thinks everyone lies, a thief thinks everyone steals.

People who cheat seem to be super obsessed with being cheated on. Personally, I think it’s assuage their guilt. I had a girlfriend who was super controlling about cheating. She got very emotional over the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue as being cheating and was very insecure about anything that could be stretched…

I mean, he freaked out when Ivana did well at the business he “let” her run for a little bit and made her quit. He’s absolutely terrified that he won’t be number one in a woman’s eyes, it’s pathetic.

The irony, of course, is that’s exactly what he is. His opinion is whatever the last person he talked to told him it is. His business ideas are all, 100%, copycats of other people’s actual ideas. He’s never had an original thought in his life, and we all know it. Also, puppet.

Which is why we need him to think that we all think that he is Bannon’s bitch.

One of my favorite things to do these days is point out to some narcissists I know how similar their behavior is to trump. I mean i realize this sounds awful but it has really been the only way I could get through to them. One person was ranting about Trump and I had to point out to him that on occasion he does the…

Correction: Donald Trump has used many gay people. He does not care about them. He might not hate them, but make no mistake he does not not care about them at all. He happily uses them but will throw them under the bus to please the bigot voting bloc within a heartbeat.

I think Trump’s no. 1 fear is being seen as a “beta bitch.” I don’t even think he would care if one of his soon to be former wives cheated except for how powerless he thought it would make his stupid ass look. This is the same thing that motivates him in all of his other social and economic dealings.

Favorite sign from the rally:

In russia, bear gets loaded for you!

My husband’s best friend Tom is travelling for business. He was in southern Alabama last night, and he had dinner at the bar of the restaurant next-door to his hotel. Some yokel came up to him and told him he shouldn’t be drinking his Bud light because Anheuser Busch supports immigration. Tom calmly told the defective…

Go ahead and buy those as well—they’re the Mexican immigrants of the beer world. If you really want to piss them off, find some beer from the Middle East, too:

As usual, it’s classic projection by Trump. Every insult he hurls at others is always about him. “Crooked” Hillary. “Lyin’” Ted.

The nerve and gall of a so-called president calling anyone “so-called” - let alone a judge - is amazing.

Please don’t ungrey the trolls. Even if well intentioned. Drawing attention to how stupid they are by ungreying them sin’t going to fix anything. If anything it derails meaningful conversation because everyone focuses on calling out the troll that before you know it he’s at the top of the threads. If you see a troll,…

Keep it up! These protests are making a difference. The DHS is already beginning to adjust enforcement of this ban. Keep the pressure on the cheeto tyrant. We are making a difference!