It was also Hillary’s fucking slogan!

“We’re stronger when you shut the fuck up and do what I tell you.”

“I want to unite everybody because as a team we’re stronger together.”

I want to see people pulling off the top of the cake while cameras flash. Then papers all over the world can publish a feature:

Who waits last minute to order a cake this size for such a public event? Does not one person working for him have an original idea?

I think everything Donald does is driven by a surface hatred of Obama, and a much deeper desperate need to be Obama.

It’s the best bromance there ever or ever will be. I can help but giggle every time I see them together. It could only have been better if Patrick had been there holding up and Ian poster.

Nah, you should laugh at this white supremacist who keeps stealing from a much classier black man. How embarrassing!

“Goldman’s cake, in contrast, was composed of nine differently-flavored layers of cake, because it was an actual cake.” lol for crying out loud, he’s going to pinch pennies on cakes and dresses and still rob the country blind

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

Nah, she donated the proceeds to people Trump want to hurt. That’s apology enough.

I don’t understand why there would be places for more than one digit.

To be posted daily, unchanged.

He represents the majority of the country

It’s been a few years since I did maths lessons, but I don’t remember 26% being a majority…

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!