The only reason you have trouble breathing is because you were greedy enough to start breathing in the first place.

LOL Trump is never going to fill all those spots. Auditioning for a job is stupid; Trump is just going to add it to Jared’s portfolio as part of his long plan to kill him with over-exhaustion so that he can nail his wife.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

Had to.

Fox News, keeps on, keeping on.

LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

This here everyone is what a violation of one’s free speech actually looks like. The Russian government is arresting him for saying negative things about the Russian Orthodox Church. This is one of the times where it’s appropriate to say that this man’s free speech is being violated.

I just finished my Constitutional Law flashcards that I made for the bar exam. This motherfucker wants a fight? Give me til November when I pass this sucker and it’s on, bro.

I laughed when I read this, because I only knew the OTHER meaning of facade. Didn’t know of the architectural connotation.

The cause of all these issues is pretty obvious: bird ghosts.

Every single thing about this, from the bird massacre to the ripping off of the people of that city to the team that plays there, is just one huge fucking dumpster fire.

just the blue shell on its own I don’t mind all that much, its then getting hit by 5 other things from everyone afterwards and then being in the back

One of my least favorite items in MK8D. I’ve lost so many races because of it lol Still having a ton of fun playing the game with my kids. :)

My daughter’s five and has always wanted to play my games but her hands are too small for the controllers and she simply hasn’t been able to pick up anything properly. Even Mario Kart on the Wii U was a frustrating exercise of constantly going the wrong way.

naw, don’t look at it like that. everyone has challenges. your challenges are no less important to you than hers are to her. it’s not a competition to see who’s the most fucked up in life. because, I mean, I win that shit hands down!

Waiting for firehopping elitist to come in here to complain about the lowering of skill ceiling.

Laurie Penny’s articles about Milo should be required reading:

Compelling argument.