“What do you mean you clogged the toilet with a boa?”
“It means exactly what I said fat ass.”

The second part of that lemonade stand story In The New Yorker is kind of revealing, too, but in a different way:

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

I guess he missed the gun safety course.

Other outlets are reporting the woman’s full name is Tami Barker, and that she is an ESL instructor at a local community college. Someone’s in the wrong line of work.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

If a parent hit every single one of their kids instead of singling out one or two, it would still be abuse.

How the hell have we reached the point where the confirmation of a Supreme Court Justice is confined to “shit we couldn’t cover today”?

I expect this won’t be the first time Jared Kushner got stuffed into a gym locker.

It’s amazing that there hasn’t been any real effort to get Dilbert canceled, I’ll say that. Scott Adams is a trash human being and some days I’m genuinely ashamed to admit I ever enjoyed his comics.

“I want this, and I have a lot of money, so I should have this.” That seems to pretty much sum it up.

“Shortly after “alt-right” poster-boy Steve Bannon reportedly called Jared Kushner a “cuck,” signaling an escalating battle in the White House between the “Bannonites” and the “globalists,” Donald Trump bucked his isolationist promises and launched a military strike against the Syrian government”

Cut Grossi some slack; the Browns making somewhat reasonable decisions is *incredibly* suspect

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

This feature is TERRIBLE. Whose idea was this? Was this a way to fit more ads in? Because otherwise it doesn’t make any sense.

No. Fuck him. If I had “omitted” shit like that, I wouldn’t have clearance or a job. Why does he get a pass?

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.