Time Cube is really how all these guys sound when you let them speak long enough. You hear “The Left”, then they start dropping “Ess J Dubblyews” here and there, and shortly after that it’s nothing but four-sided rotational entity time squares, as they get more and more animated and angry.

Frankly, you can tell just by the link. “Rise of Radical Korean Feminist.” What, are they gunning down men in the streets with vagina-cannons? Show me a real radical feminist movement, and I’ll prove Time Cube is real.

THEY SILENCED THE WORDS OF A BLACK WOMAN DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

I hope she lives to be 160, but when she does pass away, that would make a kick ass tombstone quote.

But the whole Senate had to listen to Ted Cruz read “Green Eggs and Ham” during the filibuster. Cause that was relevant.

It’s like the ugly stick produced a dryad that Bannon felt compelled to fuck.

Get ready to experience being the coastal elites, Indiana.

The Pope a socialist? Damn, that would mean he’s truly following in Jesus’ footsteps.

in that picture, as in all of them, steve bannon looks like david lynch, but from the stranger things upside down.

Never, ever, ever, ever expect McCain or Graham to follow through at all on their periodic episodes of pretending to possess an ounce of reason. Never. It’s easier and you’ll have the advantage of being proven ultimately correct 100% of the time.

You know, as shitty as this is, and as badly as they’re all going to screw everyone in this country, there’s a small part of me that’s going, “You know what? Fine. Have your cabinet. Have all of them. Enjoy. And when they all fuck up and screw everyone over and everyone is miserable, you’ll have NO ONE TO BLAME BUT…

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

Sniffing glue, too

Mike Pence can go fuck himself. Ditto for all who endorsed her.

Maybe the bears will get her.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Daily fucking reminder:

But he would have been booed anyway so it was not worth it at all :(