Goodell’s going to go the Pro Bowl and then skip the Super Bowl, isn’t he?

The Thursday games are ass because most of the teams in the NFL as of late have been ass. Hell, the Packers were ass until they ran the table on the back half of the season, and they just got smoked in the NFC championship! All Thursday night games do is increase the likelihood that that the games you see that day are…

Here’s the thing, though: It’s honestly not hard at all to make a version of this that’s faithful to the spirit of Cable’s origin that isn’t too complicated.

I see your Cable, and I raise you a Kang.

Askani naturally brings Scott and Jean’s mental essence into the future, putting them in cloned bodies of their 39th-century descendants, to raise Nathan to be the future destroyer of Apocalypse, detailed in the events of the 1994 miniseries The Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix.

You call this a glitch, I call this a feature.

I can’t help but laugh

I think you’ve described their thinking very well. I also think, well, this:

I think that Democrats have calculated that allowing Trump to appoint incapable stooges to these cabinet posts will improve Democrats chances at winning offices in 2018 and 2020. Basically, it’s the Republican playbook of 2009, just instead of having to obstruct the Republicans to make the public blame them for…

People that don’t understand Lightning’s popularity, and yet love characters like Cloud, or Squall, who were basically male characters with the same personality, need to rethink their lives.

WAIT A SECOND.

I found this...http://modernfarmer.com/2014/03/never-buy-teacup-pig/

Sadly, that will inevitably be the case. At this point, your options are either to find a sanctuary (most of them will call themselves “universities”) or to resign yourself to sending it off to slaughter when it reaches its adult size.

So your saying that kid I bought at the adoption store is going to grow up into an adult? Fuck!!!!

Nope. They are just baby pigs, sometimes shown with their adolescent, underfed parents. It’s basically like someone introducing you to the newborn child of a pair of 7th graders and telling you that it was probably going to end up 4'10 and 90 pounds.

I’m just saying sometimes the bacon tastes extra delicious, cause you know he was an asshole anyway.

My understanding was that all micro-pigs are regular pigs and they grow to a normal size unless you starve them. But I can’t find the CBC investigation that informed me of that...

pigs are cute and smart and radiant and kind and seem like a fun alternative to dogs and also maybe cats, who are well-known to be occasionally annoying as fuck. 

This shit is so dangerous. It erodes our faith in our democratic institutions. We may survive a trump presidency but the US won’t be able to survive a complete loss of faith in things like our elections and our press for example. It will breed widespread corruption and authoritarianism as people will think trump is…