I’m was so mad last night. I have a 19 month old niece and my brother in law hit her hand for accidentally grazing his face with her fingernails. I tell him it’s not ok to hit a child and he goed and tells me to not tell him how to raise his kid and that I’m out of line. What the fuck? As her aunt, it is my business.…

I gotta give these right wing/alt right/whatever they are called at the moment assholes credit, they’ve learned how to game the system. They ask to speak at a college campus. The college administration, concerned about being portrayed a bastions of the left in the right wing media which could affect enrollments agree…

I mean to be totally honest, you might want to wait for him to ruin the economy- if you have savings, you will probably be able to pick up a bargain after the next crash (if our currency isn’t horribly debased in the meantime, which it may well be).

The argument that people knew what they were getting into is silly. I played high school football, and while clearly not talented, even I was told to suck it up and play. I remember getting my “bell rung” and people laughing about it as I looked up to the sky wondering where I was. I don’t remember (ha!) the word…

Jewel was supposed to be on the first season of Real World in San Fran along with Puck and Pedro Zamora. Can you imagine? Such a nice girl with those psychos.

You can change her.

All that was missing is her yelling “Make America Great Again, bitches!” as they put her into the police car.

It’s ALWAYS Florida. It always will be.

You’re going to need a good stain remover for that tapestry

I know a lot of us, myself included, didn’t think her running this year as VP was a good idea because she is so vital in the Senate. With this fucking dumpster fire headed our way for the next four years though, I think 2020 would be the PERFECT time for her.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

He’s excellent as Cyborg on Teen Titans. I...need a break from my kids.  

The Browns are currently trying to get in touch with this person to offer him a 5 year $75 million contract to be their QB next season.

I honestly got evil child catcher rather than Michael Jackson from that picture.

I love pineapple on my pizza. If people love it, it must work. You should have submitted ham and pineapple. I don’t eat ham but that’s a thing people like.

I dunno. I think Brady will be fine in this. He’s shown some musical chops on several shows and he’s got a bit of a stage presence. I think the hard part will be getting over the fact that it’s... Wayne Brady.

Dear San Diego,

This low-rent flash animation in games needs to stop. Looks like a 15 year old newgrounds game