It sounds like this isn’t, though. I mean, is there an illusion at work? It sounds like it’s just a stunt with some visible protective gear.

If they were “coming down” from a lesbian phase, why would they go to a lesbian bar?

I wonder if he stole those too.

I think I’ve also heard of strip clubs not allowing women in unless they were with men? Strange rules all around.

Suicide mission in USSR, naturally.

Bullet from a sniper, you?

Yes! Also most people have used that excuse too so they feel guilty or paranoid about prying.

Food poisoning. It’s nothing you show symptoms of and no one wants to hear about vomiting and diarrhea.

My cat tore his ACL once at the same time as my boss tore hers skiing. He obviously looked way cuter all laid up. See below for reference:

“You said you loved me!” “I said I loved FOOD.”

When you can relate too much.

We want people with an intolerance for hype and bullshit.

How is calling another person angry and argumentative “self-deprecating”?

Or you’re at Arby’s

As would be expected of any meeting of a group of diehard fans and a team executive, this one got slightly contentious

Pretty much see where this is going

(You meant to say “Does Ash even lift, slowbro?”)

Does Ash even lift?