You know things are bad when even George R R Martin says there are too many people dying.

When I saw his portrait at the top of the site, I immediately said “Are you fucking kidding me?”

Okay assholes who scream about FFRREEEEE SHHPPPEEEEEECH when your boner photos get censored on Facebook; this is actually an example of government curtailing free speech.

Like he would actually pay any fines.

Maybe they should makes some rules about people tweeting from the White House.

Hmmpf. Unless they serve authentic S.O.S., I’m not going.

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Says you. Just yesterday I drooled on the floor of my apartment while I was trying to yell at my boyfriend for leaving his shoes in the living room while simultaneously leaning over to pick up said shoes.

What are the things on the sides??

Couch should be at an angle

No, it’s not reasonable to ask women to wear tiny dresses and dance around a rapist who specifically targets women who look like they do.

Everyone knows that value is derived from musical instruments.

I’ve always considered Leonard Cohen’s own version of Hallelujah to be one of the worst.

1914: Men in trenches fighting for their lives have a peaceful truce with their enemies

I’m not a fan, just indifferent to this group. I don’t understand why so many people have hatred for them - it’s not like they can’t sing. They can sing.

Its okay, you can throw them a bone on this one.

FUCK 2016. I DON’T WANT TO BELIEVE. May force be with you and you be one with a force.

Hillary didn’t fucking fail. She beat Trump by nearly three million votes.

These are best read as short stories:

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