Leave my private life out of it, pal.

Kate never explained her motivation for wanting to be in the calendar. I guess just for the halibut.

I guess just not engaging in costly state supported killing is off the table?

Oh lord... Miss April has me so hard right now. I’d like to fertilize her roe.

“Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme...”

Hard pass.

That calendar turned out swimmingly.

If you want to see the weirdest shit go to your favorite free porn site and search “german”.

Yeah, I’ve been slow lately. Not so Oddish, though, given the time of year.

/You son of a bitch! I was saving Magikarp Diem for a response.

We’re putting the band back together.

This is me every day.

RE: HIPAA violations. Medical personnel, please don’t do things like that. Celebrities have the same protection of their personal health information just like everyone else.

What a scumbag you are.

If I recall from the art book they said they basically didn’t have the manpower assest to put in the French.

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

Vulpix or it didn’t happen

Ditto.

The decorations are awesome. I’ve put on theme parties for my kids, and let me tell you that this is harder to Exeggcute than it looks.

Barf Mitzvah