They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

These fucking Biden memes are the only thing sustaining me currently.

I believe someone on Tumblr described the first Obama-Trump meeting as something like “The first day of law school, and homeboy didn’t do the readings.”

Space Ghost Coast to Coast reruns.

Just a reminder...

...why is it so expensive...

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Continue to be try and better person every day. Help all people who need it, treat all people with respect. That’s my plan.

Beware of the trolls, people. Do not respond to them, or you’ll bring them out of the greys, and everyone will have to look at their hateful language and deplorable ideas. #basketofdeplorables

The worst week of my life was when I found out that I was not only crippled for life, but that it had been done to me on purpose by a doctor who had decided to misdiagnose my injury (and the injuries of countless others). He did this because it allowed him & his practice to perform procedures that would make my pain…

No. But it came close.

nah

I hope Chuck Schumer is ready. He’s going to be the most powerful Democrat left in our government after the inauguration.

Harry Reid seems so milquetoast, and then when you least expected it he came out swinging.

We didn’t.

I’m starting to think that maybe we shouldn’t have elected this fella President, you guys.

My exact first thought. The projection truly never ends.

Okay. Fine. 2016, you’ve decided you’re going to be the shittiest year ever. You know what, then? 2017, I want Newt Gingrich, Chris Christie, Ted Nugent, Putin, Ann Coulter. And maybe whoever else sucks.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

2016 is so fucking fired. It’s taking the best away from us and putting the worst in power.