That’s the label’s fault. Blunt approved the concept, but Capitol Records didn’t. He put it on YouTube with Blunt’s blessing, and I think he might still offer it for download on his site for free.

He’s been having delusions of adequacy again.

I’m way more into Beronica than Bughead, but I might be very influenced by the 2015 Archie comics, where Jughead is openly ace.

I made a cake with Kalhua, and I’m debating whether adding espresso powder to the chocolate buttercream would be giilding the lily.

And people thought I was weird for doing my first dance to an ode to cunnilingus. Hey, at least that’s something positive!

Among other things, it now makes total sense why Blunt was all on board with Weird Al’s parody of the song.

“Hmm... what white nationalist dog whistle haven’t we used recently... huh, ‘perfect genes’... let’s dust that off.”

I am endlessly curious as to what Straight Cake even looks like.

Either she’s been secretly the mole this whole time, or thos administration is just that comically stupid.

No, no, they’re just going to make it super tall, really.

Huh... and here, I thought that it was just a metaphor for making the US have such a shitty quality of life that nobody would want to cross over the border.

Watch “daughter” actually be code for Melania being to embarrassed to liking a boy band.

Dear GOP politicians - North Korea is not a good economic model. Thanks.

I almost feel bad for Spicer - he’s got just a walk-on role in the script of 45's long, long grift.

It definitely killed spontanaiety, that’s for sure.

At one point, a doctor put me on a prescription for pain meds because of that problem. It was really awkward, since I needed to take it 30 minutes before anticipated orgasm.

Speaking as someone at around -9.75 in both eyes, the dividing line is just how much acuity you’ll have with the best possible correction available. As awful as my eyes are, I can have 100% of a normal person’s vision with glasses on. However, if “best correction” could only pull me at best to around a -4.5 (AKA…

There’s ways to know about it without participating in it. I *really* don’t want to see their unit on Andrew Jackson’s presidency.

We’ll know it’s legit when a painting of J.Lo as a centauride surfaces.

I vote “killed in a running rooftop battle with time-traveling ninjas.”