Have you tried turning them off and on again?

1) Nice selective quotation there. I said “No one is saying that it’s 100% impossible for these rocks to have some unknown beneficial properties.” Which is different than saying “I don’t believe these rocks have these powers.” or “There is no evidence that these rocks have these powers.”

2) Yes, people do make…

Honestly underrated comment.

You’re not moon-bathing them correctly, probably.

5 years of art school taught me one of life’s most invaluable lessons: Just bullshit with authority and no one will ever question you.

Oh honey.  You’re a fucking stellar cluster!  Take your damned star!

Take your star.

“I have the privilege of believing in bullshit, because if something actually bad happens, I’m going to the Mayo Clinic.”

Who died and made you Gwyneth Paltrow?

It’s kind of cool though, right? kind of mimics the incredible feats of neolithic humans, going from land mass to land mass, many times by water. I think it’s awesome! I would never do it myself, of course, because I’m a fatty and just so, so lazy.

I definitely think he had the affair with Rose whatshisname, so I’m not inclined to speak very well of him in general.

I’m not really clear as to what that represents, but what I do know is that there is more than enough abhorrently blatant racism being actively trumpeted by the Royals and their ilk to keep the average KKK sheet eyehole cutter busy the year round.

Goddamn #2 all the way. If nothing else, this interview is not a good look for Will & Kate who support mental health causes. People who purport to support those in a mental crisis should HELP THEM. 

That’s the difference between their allegations of racist conversations and the leaked allegations of Meghan’s bullying. They didn’t share names, but enough of the context of the conversation (what will the skin color of the kids be? Are they going to be visibly non-White?) that it seems like a credible incident.

The people who still question Harry’s paternity are delusional. Every year he looks more and more like his father and grandfather. He also has the close-set Windsor eyes, which seem to be a pretty dominant trait (even little Charlotte has them!).

This. My two main take aways from the interview are 1. The palace is run by, and I bet will be ruined by, a bunch of stupid racists. 2. The palace still doesn’t get that looking after one’s mental health is even a thing, much less a good thing, and would prefer to continue the stigma attached to admitting there is a…

One more because Twitter is expressing it better than I ever could.....

Na, it wont have been Charles. If he was worried about that he probably would have found a way to prevent the wedding entirely - he does seem smart enough to have clocked that issue before it arose 😆

Not mentioned in this recap, but Harry also mentioned that their leaving their roles didn’t blindside anyone and Meghan said that despite the toll it was taking on her that she was prepared to stick it out.