I know I’m part of a small demographic, but I f’in loved Robert California. James Spader is the best.

So can we shit on the floor openly like what wizards did back in the day?

Amen. “Bernie Worship” is just plain scary in some people. I like the guy too, but this “Bernie alone can fix it” has an eerie, all-too-familiar ring.

I had this very deflating experience when Stephen Colbert had various celebrities singing Get Lucky with him in different locations to then cut to him doing a comedy bit with Henry Kissinger. I still haven’t bounced back from how I see his material since that.

Or Starbucks should just offer a hazelnut syrup venti with a pump of coffee. Problem solved!

In other words....they’re assholes

OMG why are you bringing up things from so far in the past‽ It was 11 months ago! Things were different back then. He didn’t know any better. Nobody did.

‘70s-Scorsese New York seems like such a natural fit for Gotham City that I’m surprised that this seems like the first full-on embrace of it.

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind a Batman franchise that’s built entirely on the backs of its villains. One of the best things about the animated series was how well it put its villains in the spotlight.

This feels wrong. A review of this film that isn’t primarily about the hypothetical wrong crowd this might resonate with and why it should be docked a grade for that alone? It’s as if the film is being judged by its merits pertaining to the art of cinema and it’s place within that canon. How am I supposed to know if…

How about watching Eddie Murphy kill Pete Davidson with a bomb?

Time between impact and when brother says “Are you alright?”: 22 seconds.

Same reason why I hate it when “articles” on the Internet turn out to be videos.

I admittedly loved The Hot Chick as a 10 year who didn’t know any better, and I do have to say there is very strange and specific reason that movie will always have a special place in my heart.

There is a scene in The Hot Chick where Rob Schneider’s teenage girl character is peeing from her penis for the first time,…

Film threads have gone down hill significantly on this website.

Remember when white people used Chris Rock’s “Black people and N*****s” bit as cover for a whole bunch of terrible opinions? Well I work with people who will happily and unironically repeat what Dave said. Even if he doesn’t believe this shit, he’s making it worse.

One of the great movie what-ifs: obviously Anakin should have started off as a teenager, and you know who was a teenager in 1999? Joaquin Phoenix. Tell me he wouldn’t have been 12 parsecs better than Hayden Christiansen.

It’ll be a political thriller in which - spoiler alert - in a wild ahistorical twist, Nixon is not just defeated, but beaten to a bloody pulp.

Correction: Magnolia is perfect and every plotline is its best. 

“l will drop-kick those fucking dogs if they come near me.”