The best f-bomb is actually delivered by Owen Kline on the tennis court in The Squid and the Whale

meowmeow meowmeow meow! meowmeow...

My opinion of the president is so low that I can barely believe he was able to sit through an entire movie.

41 from Detroit. I wanted to see ford execs depicted as craven dirtbags and was not disappointed. (Note this phenomenon not isolated to Ford)

That baby was a literal wizard and she learned to read just for the book release. That’s why she was late. 

I would love to see another host take it over for decades but I don’t think it will happen. Nobody is going to devote everything to it like he did. 

Before his diagnosis, Trebek once named TCM host Ben Mankiewicz as a possible successor.

All but the dumbest servers can tell a satisfied “mm” from a hang on a second “mm.” Also, at a table of four it’s all but inevitable that someone has food in their mouth. 

Can someone tell me if that Mountain Dew no easy buckets commercial is in there because I love that one. 

“Now what you’re gonna need to make your movie is an ample supply of edibles, and a beach location...”

That just doesn’t bother me. He’s worked to create several excellent female characters, but he’s a man-focused artist and that’s fine. Some people should be that, especially the guy who’s possibly the best at it. 

...by LBJ

Julianne Moore’s “SUCK MY D***” is awesome. It’s not about her loving Earl (which she might). She’s melting down because someone in her life is dying a horrible death and she’s having to make horrific decisions for someone when she DOESN’T know how she feels; if she can convince the pharmacist she loves him, then she…

If Scorsese wins an Oscar for this, Spielberg will break it over his knee, then have the rest of the board of governors beat him to death with aluminum bats and bury him in a cornfield.

I thought she looked suspiciously stunning for someone with uncombed  hair and a fast food uniform.

This cartoon, specifically Bugs in drag on that fat horse, is the best thing that has ever happened to Wagner.

Yeah, my daughter is 4 and is practically counting the days until the sequel comes out. 

I hear you. When my daughter was born I worried about the day she would discover porn on the internet. How naive I was. YouTube is a sewer and we uninstalled it from every device mid elsagate. 

Use it! These dishes make a wonderful frame for food. I use plain but fairly formal china every day, and it makes my okay food look great. If your children can be trusted to not actually throw your dishes around, they’re safe.

I’m pretty sure most people in Hollywood disliked that guy from the beginning and faked it until now. Not that that’s any more pleasant.