Careful, Drake. The power of the Badu has felled greater men than yourself.

Was he followed by 12 co-workers?

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through

Webber needs a timeout..(I know.....I know)

2 things:

“But why are they so obsessed with him?? What is your vendetta, Deadspin?!?!”

What if I told you ... that an online sports blog that promises “sports news without access, favor, or discretion” brought down an asshat mayor ...

This is some real, honest-to-goodness community service y’all have done for his victims, for the people of Sacramento and California, and for schoolchildren everywhere. Good work.

I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

Agreed. But truly Carrie was the worst girlfriend, so they kind of deserved each other.

Unrelated question: we can all agree Jack Berger was the worst bf on Sex and the City, right?

LMFAO and can’t help myself, “Maybe it will push her eyes closer together.”

Alfred’s Pimp Hand is strong. He hit her so hard, maybe it will push her eyes closer together. I love the outrage it is causing. The kid is a lying, theiving murderer and the pearl clutchers are losing their minds that she was bitch slapped.

Is it with or without pay?

I suppose that’s better than watching a family member waste away in front of you as they fight off cancer and inevitably lose. Go fuck your self and I hope melted plastic haunts your dreams

It’s never too soon to be a dickhead.

I’m going to take a shot in the dark and guess that on 9/12/01 you were the guy walking around saying “Lots of great real estate options in lower Manhattan today! Amirite guys?”

A short list of Flips that deserved better: