You’re wayyyy too low. You need to add 1 for each person who worked at 38 Studios that got shit-canned.

What’s the over/under on how many Thanksgivings Curt has ruined? He’s 48, so I’m going to put it at 20.

It looks like Curt Schilling was right. His timeline is proof that an ape doesn’t evolve.

The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president.

Counterpoint: he just threw a hell of a TD pass. BRANDON WEEDON IS OUR NEW SAVIOR!

Don’t debut it at the cookout. Invite your bro-in-law over sometime, cook it for him, see how he reacts. If he gushes over it, bring it next time. Next weekend, play it safe and bring the drinks.

Turn it over, put some aluminum foil on it, it'll do if you run out of plates.

AND, you might get in your feelings over the shit-talking, because James isgoing to call you a bitch. He always does that.