Articles like this always make me appreciate my particular situation so much more. My fiancee and I live 20 minutes from her mom, and a half hour from my parents. Thanks to be being smart enough to invest in condoms, we’re pretty much guaranteed a relaxing, stress-free, generally awesome Christmas/Christmas Eve with…

When you absolutely, positively MUST have a hangover the next day...accept no substitutes.

Wait...Tom and Jerry suck, but Spongebob is A-ok? Did your mother drop you as a child?

Are people honestly surprised by this? Right or wrong, if you speak to police officers like that, you WILL get your ass kicked.

It CAN matter...but it doesn’t necessarily have to. A good example case is Goose Island. AB/InBev bought them, but the beer still tastes the same, and the brewery is still free to do small batch and experimental stuff, like their Bourbon County Stouts, so why is there any reason to really care?

I would say MOST daily fantasy contests require a high level of skill, or at least knowledge and experience, to succeed at. Sure the low entry/huge payout “Millionaire Maker” contests with 5 million entries can (and often are) won by clueless chimps mashing their hands against the keyboard, but those are only a small…

And here comes the idiot parade, led by “I watch football every weekend...how can I not win? MUST BE CHEATING” and “I lost $10 on that site once, gimme dat free settlement money!”

The one game playoff isn’t the problem, not seeding teams by record is. The fact that it’s impossible for two of the three (statistically) best teams in baseball to make it past the first round is ridiculous.