This is stupid ass bait and you should get your star taken away

That’s freaking crazy but also

Wealthy people don’t want big incomes because then they might actually have to pay taxes and contribute to the country’s infrastructure that makes their business possible, like all their workers have to. They can still obtain extremely low interest loans using those stocks as capital and then spend that cash as though…

The girl with the thong has a nice booty. That is all.

I’m disappointed in the F1 leadership, but not entirely surprised. I’m more excited for NASCAR anyway.

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

I hate saying this - but had this been an attractive white girl, this would be splashed across the national news, teams of volunteers would have been out searching this last month, and we’d have serious people, asking serous questions about what happened.

There’s only one solution:  make cheaper Honda Civics.

You win the sympathy for your wallet, but you are having lot’s of fun so there is that.

Norway is not in the EU and thus not governed by the European Commission.

As always, where the hydrogen is actually coming from fails to be mentioned. Hydrogen well-to-wheel efficiency is very poor compared to BEV. Around 1/3 the efficiency.

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.

Everything you said is wrong... especially:

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

I think the funniest part of the Mercedes Illuminated star is that you can only get it if you cheap out on options that really matter, like adaptive cruise and automatic emergency braking. You are literally making your MB shittier from the factory for the sake of adding the “look at me” emblem.

Smirks in English.

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

Population density matters a great deal for high speed rail to be viable. Most of the US isn’t densely populated.

The good news: The parked cars are now seasoned to perfection.